The games we play (usually involve beastiality)

You know one thing I always loved about 520? Besides our penis sizes? 520 was always GREAT at making up awkward games to play with strangers. I like to think our skills have only improved with time.

Have I mentioned the Madagascar game? Wojo and I like to play this one at parties. You start a conversation with a stranger, and see how many times you can naturally drop the word “Madagascar” in the conversation before they start catching on. My record is four. Wojo is probably up to about 43 now. To be fair, it really helps to sell it if you’re wearing this:

Hellooo ladieesss...

email from hoffstar

Sometimes it’s funny to read the ads that are targeted at you by Gmail based on the emails you’re reading.  I’m not sure what specific keywords it picked up based on a recent email from Hoffstar, but these are the ads that show up on the side panel of my screen:

Free Funnel Cake
Star Wars Party
Pet Grooming And Bathing
Wowzville Space Adventure

Apparently Gmail has me categorized under the “Retarded cancer kid honored by Make A Wish Foundation” demographic.

!WOJO