Droiiddddd

Oh hey guys! When you read the title of this post, did you automatically say it to yourself in a robot voice? Droiiddddd. Crazy huh?

So this post is a milestone in 520 history. A new advance in R rated blogging. Have you guessed what it is? No, I’m not turning into a robot yet, but I am doing the next best thing: I’m writing this post from my new droiiddddd. That’s right, mobile blogging. The revolution is here.

The droiiddddd really is an interesting device. For instance, I taught it to write droiiddddd instantly. After I typed in the post title, it stored droiiddddd in its memory banks and now it knows that whenever I swipe my fingers across those letters, I’m trying to write droiiddddd and it just puts it out there immediately. Like, watch this: droiiddddd. See how that worked? Sweet huh?

So the droiiddddd is a phone you can teach stuff. Its cpu is a neural network: a learning computer. The only problem is, sometimes it tries too hard to predict stuff and gets it wrong. It’s like a puppy trying to please its master, but sometimes it purees on the floor. See? I just tried to write pees on the floor, and it auto finished my word into purees. Bad droiiddddd! Now I have to go rub its nose in the puree.

Last week I got this awesome new game DJ Hero, and I texted this girl about it, and droiiddddd totally ruined my chances. You miss one letter, and an innocent invitation turns into, “hey, wanna come over and play DJ Herpes?” Droiiddddd!

So there is a downside. But on the plus side, now I can make 520 posts from anywhere! Like, in meetings, or at restaurants, or the mall. Oh hey, so guess where I am right now?