Coincidence or destiny? You be the judge.

So I was watching The Mighty Ducks last weekend and I noticed something crazy.  At exactly 5:20 left in the first period of the championship game, the Hawks go up 2-0 on the Ducks.  Evil music plays, and certain questions immediately come to mind.  Can the Ducks ever come back from such a deficit?  What if  it comes down to a penalty shot? Will Charlie be able to do the triple deke?  If I quack at my boss, can I get sent home early?   All these questions, and 520 at the heart of it all.  Think about it.

So, what other significance is attached to the number 520? Well, according to numberquotes.com, quite a bit.  Take a gander:

520 credit cards stacked on top of each other would be as high as 1.65 hair spray cans.  But nobody measures things in increments of spray cans.  Let’s use a more realistic unit of measure, like animals.

520 male giraffes stacked on top of each other would be as high as 6.79 Empire State Buildings.  MALE giraffes.  I wonder how they stack on top of each other so tightly?

521: The population of McIntosh, Florida in 2008.  Typical McIntosh, always trying to 1-up 520.

Speaking of Mcintosh, 520 dollars would buy a MacBook for everyone living in Hoot Owl town, Oklahoma (population 1).  But Hoot Owl town has no internet, so that one person will be shit out of luck.  We should buy things that are more useful, like Mexican food.

520 dollars would buy a taco for everyone living in Como, Texas (population 655).  Como/Homo/Tony Romo jokes aside, that’s a cheap taco: 79 cents!  Sounds like the standard taco price is being set by half of our favorite restaurant: Taco Bell! But what if we were in a town that was a little more classy, like Cokeburg, Pennsylvania?

520 dollars would buy a 7 eleven hot dog for everyone living in Cokeburg (population 660).  Where the hell is Cokeburg anyways?  As you can see from this map, it’s just south of Shittsburgh.   But wait, what if I’m all strung out in Cokeburg, and I rob a 7 Eleven, and steal all their hot dogs?  What could I buy?

Well, 520 7 Eleven Hot Dogs would buy 5.73 iPhones.  Silly rabbit, people don’t use Iphones in Cokeburg!  Especially not fractions of IPhones.  They spend all their money on coke.  Actually, funny story about Cokeburg, they only drink Pepsi there.  With cocaine in it. When they’re done, they just throw the cans all over the place.

Don’t tell Oscar.